Because the internet wasn\u2019t quite chaotic enough without me.<\/p>\n\n
This is a place for the occasionally disjointed, the brain with too many tabs open, the tired but trying, the dish-Jenga juggler, the gefilte fish out of water, and the snack-fueled survivalist. If you\u2019ve ever cried because you dropped your phone on your face while lying in bed or found yourself emotionally bonded to a pair of pajama pants, you\u2019re in the right place. I\u2019ll be writing about being human – which is to say, weird, overwhelming, and occasionally beautiful.<\/p>\n\n
There may be deep thoughts. There will most definitely be swear words. And don\u2019t be shocked if at some point I hint that I\u2019d love some help funding my next questionable adventure. Stick around if you like your blogs with a side of sarcasm and until next time, enjoy the shenanigans.<\/p>\n
Jodi<\/p>\n\n
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